From his dazzling showmanship to his marathon world tour, Bruno Mars has always been devoted to entertaining his audiences no matter what it takes. But in its recent concert, it looks like he’s taking his commitment to the next level: Bruno Mars only objective a concerted effort by showing his bleeding hands to the crowd and asking what more he can give.
Wow. Talk about faithfulnes!
Mars’ incredible act of showmanship passed near the end of a three-hour concert, when the beloved entertainer, visibly panting and sweaty, gazed upon the sea of roaring fans who were chanting “’Uptown Funk! ’’ Uptown Funk !, ’” a sung “youve already” sung three times. In that moment, Mars fell to his knees, revealed to the audience his palms, gushing with scarlet blood, and began calling to his devotees that “youve already” given them everything that he had to give.
“I’ve done everything for you! What more could you perhaps crave ?! ” shouted a hopeless Bruno Mars to the applauding audience. “I’ve poured my heart and soul for you, I’ve danced myself into a stack of ashes before your very eyes! I am but one humankind, and one man can only do so much! ”
After hearing the audience’s unwavering exclaims for the present to go on, Bruno Mars grabbed the top of the microphone stand and used all the strength he had been able to muster to push himself onto his feet. When his legs eventually stopped trembling and he gained balance, the international popping sensation tried to mollify the unforgiving mobbed by doing the moonwalk until the soles of his shoes wore out from friction, and his feet started hemorrhaging profusely.
“Is this what you crave! ” hollered Bruno Mars at the waves of delighted fans while his bleeding feet glided across the stage, painting it ruby-red. “I sing for you until I’m hoarse, and still you want more. I’ve played my guitar until the bone presented through my tattered fingertips, and still it’s never enough for you jackals! I’ve given you everything, but no matter how much I do, you demand more! How much more could you crave? I have nothing left of myself to give! ”
Absolutely amazing! You truly can’t find a performer more committed to their craft than Bruno Mars.
To cap off the night of extraordinary amusement, Bruno Mars began sobbing and gradually crawled off the stage employing merely his arms, dragging the rest of his seemingly lifeless torso behind him. After the audience refused to leave and continued to scream for his music, Mars proved that he was pretty much the best in the game by gradually crawling on stage while moaning in agony as the band launched into his hit chant “That’s What I Like” for what would be his seventh encore of the night.
When the song was over, in his final attempt to please his devotees, Bruno Mars tore off clusters of his hair and hurled it into the audience, then flung himself off stage and hollered at everybody is rip off chunks of his torso and take whatever they crave from him, because all he had left to surrender to the audience was his flesh and blood.
Incredible. Other popping stars take note, because this concert was definitive proof that Bruno Mars is willing to do whatever it takes to induce his devotees happy. We can’t wait to see what other unbelievable sacrifices he’s willing to make for the crowds who adored him. Bruno Mars, we are celebrating you!