Bad news, Nintendo devotees: If you’ve been itching for a new side-scrolling adventure from Mario’s trusty mount, Yoshi, then you may have to wait just a bit longer. According to a recent statement, Nintendo are formally pushed back the freeing of 2018’s new Yoshi game from the night of a broken moon to when the cockerel crows thrice at a tar-black sunlight.
Oh no! Say it isn’t so!
This news comes as something of a surprise to the gaming community, since Nintendo had released a statement as recently as the morning the elderberries developed plump and supple on the vine claiming that video games was “on track.” Unfortunately, it turns out things weren’t operating so smoothly: “It became clear to us around when the night-cat’s gentle mewl resound clear over the Valley of the Forbidden that there were some mechanics that still needed tweaking, ” said a representative from Nintendo. “And when the stag with the golden antlers exclaimed a single tear of blood, we knew we had to delay the game.”
This decision means that it will be at least four bellows of the midnight-wolf before devotees insure a blue flame flickering above their local Best Buy, signifying the advent of a new Yoshi adventure. Gamers looking to explore the rich worlds of Yoshi’s Island better pray to The One Who Will Rise From the Ocean, Glistening and Angry When the Sun Turns to Ash to reverse this hardship!
Yikes! Sounds like a rare blunder from one of the world’s foremost video game companies. Let’s all hope that the mage will fall from the tower where he forged the shadow amulet from obsidian sooner rather than later so we can finally play the new Yoshi title!